George Carlin: Outrageous comedian
"'Life's journey is not to
arrive at the grave safely
in a well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways,
totally worn out, shouting
'...holy sh*t ....what a ride!'"
By alekhouse @ HubPages
From Denny: Here's an interesting article from a new writer over at HubPages you will enjoy!
Companion blog to The Social Poets for my favorite links: coffee sites, favorite fellow poets, how to improve your writing and poetry, art, educational links, social issues, social responsibility groups, politics, my Libation Friday! and Cheeky Quote Day! segments, Popular Posts on The Social Poets, Dennys Poems, word puzzle sites, music, cultural magazines, mountain climbing, music and travel.
Thanks for visiting! Join me for coffee at The Social Poets, the main blog. Photo by Ahmed Rabea @ flickr. - Denny Lyon
Thanks for visiting! Join me for coffee at The Social Poets, the main blog. Photo by Ahmed Rabea @ flickr. - Denny Lyon
27 June 2009
26 June 2009
Totally Ridiculous Comedy: Jacks Nightclub
Totally Ridiculous Comedy: Jacks Nightclub
"Writing Fun: Cold Stoned Sober...
If this doesn't make you laugh, well, one of us needs meds!"
By Denny Lyon @ HubPages
From Denny: Wrote this yesterday as a raucous fast-paced ridiculous short story. It's really a bit long to post here and when that happens I park those writes over at HubPages. Take a look and you will be amused! Thanks for visiting!
Here's an excerpt from my world of the ridiculous:
"Jack jumped over the electric blue fox - who was hunting down the orange cat - who was preying upon the stupid cockroach that was having an identity crisis - and believed he was a popular dragonfly down at the local Irish pub - because he sang Irish songs everyone loved and wrote some damn good poetry.
The orange cat circled back to chase the identity crisis cockroach - who just knew he was really Irish in a former life - while the blue fox preened and bathed in the fast-paced lights of the nightclub – this fox enthusiastically embraced blue as the new fashion neutral - it was Jack who was looking for the weird alien orange cat that kept eluding him - who was stalking the brave Irish-singing cockroach determined to make it to Broadway.
The powerful-singing cockroach drowned out the elegant Irish pub-singing dragonfly - and soon the people customers complained about the strange odd noises blaring from the rising platform – it was two ants standing on a leaf singing opera - and more ants joined them from the audience singing 49 Bottles of Guinness Beer on the Wall and Get Down Tonight! – and soon the nightclub was jumping and bumping - and the people were dancing and squishing and splatting the friendly ants - who got the place hopping on a Saturday night in the first place."
For the rest of the story just click on the title link!
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New Software: Find Out Who Follows Your Tweets on Twitter
Image of Twitter
Photo by PinkMoose @ flickr
From Denny: If you are a blogger and are over at Twitter, try this new fun gadget to help you learn who is following your tweets. Connect with your Peeps! :)
Just plug in your user name @ Twitter:
Twitter Analyzer
Hello to my followers in the following countries and thank you for following, much appreciated!
Here are the countries in order of most followers first - what a surprise to find out Ecuador was right up there with the UK:
America
Ecuador
Great Britain
Germany
Iran
Australia
France
Switzerland
Netherlands
Belgium
India
China
New Zealand
Thailand
Turkey
Poland
Kenya
Bolivia
Japan
Indonesia
Pakistan
Canada
Mexico
Columbia
South Africa
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18 June 2009
New Additions to Photo Blog Roll!
From Denny: "Can I tell ya?" Spent hours and hours this past weekend pouring over some awesome photo blogs, amateur and professional alike, sifting through them to place the BEST on my blog roll for you! There are about 70 choices now - around there, I lost count... :)
If you enjoy looking at photos and want to see what is going on in the photo blogosphere then this is a good place to start. My blog roll list is located at my photo blog, Visual Insights.
Talk about a wonderful way to while away a few hours with beautiful and thought-provoking photos! Take a look and enjoy! Go here.
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16 June 2009
Added Twitter Counter to ALL Blogs
From Denny: Just added the Twitter Counter to all the blogs! Come by and drop off a link to YOUR NAME on Twitter! Great way for you to boost your followers and just plain fun. Get a little link love! :)
Have also started a reciprocal Link Love on The Social Poets and will be extending it to the other blogs too. Just email me, Denny Lyon, warriorspearl@gmail.com so I know which blog is the best fit for your site's link - unless you have a preference. Keep a link on your site or blog with a link to one of my blogs and I'll keep a link for you too.
If we don't promote each other in cyberspace, who will? :)
Here's the link to the Twitter Counter page to make your own:
http://twittercounter.com/pages/buttons/skydiver
Here are quick links to the various blogs:
The Social Poets
The Social Poets Fav Bloggers
The Social Poets Fav Links
The Healing Waters
The Soul Calendar
The Soul Calendar Fav Links
Romancing The Chocolate
Comfort Food From Louisiana
Dennys Blog Feeds
Visual Insights
Beautiful Illustrated Quotations
Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd
Thanks for visiting!
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14 June 2009
New Blog Look!
From Denny: Have spent the day fine-tuning the new blog template. It's just so much fun (not!) when you have to go back to the original sites and generate and install a new code for one thing: the original no longer fits in the new column, too large or too small, the Amazon store and the visitor counter and more. Simple to do but time-consuming. Hopefully, I've gotten all the details. My eyeballs look like a Halloween scary mask, all blood shot! :) (Hmmm... is this where I'm supposed to whine and whine some more...?)
Why did I decide to change the look? She must be crazy, you tell yourself silently in your own head. (You are right, BTW.) Actually, Himalman of Himalman's Weblog suggested I change my template. He even provided the link to a great template site.
After a couple of hours (remember there are 12 blogs now) of pouring over pages of great interesting templates for the Blogger platform, I downloaded a bunch of them, all excited to get started. One by one, none of them were accepted to upload to Blogger, even though all were compatible with my browser. Great... now what? Well, after studying the best for so long by then I realized I could do something close to the preferred templates - and set about redesigning the blogs by using Blogger's established templates.
Hope you enjoy the new look and find the navigation much easier! Thanks for visiting! And me? I'll be the guy at the drug store buying eye drops so I won't scare the neighborhood children...
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12 June 2009
New Link Added to Interesting Mountain Climbing Blog
From Denny: Since I have a number of readers from Poland I thought you might enjoy checking out this guy's site. He is a friendly, smart guy who writes well in English so anyone can enjoy his unusual blog. He teaches beginner mountain climbing.
What I like about his blog is that from a spiritual or writing perspective it really is a metaphor for life as he teaches how to overcome obstacles that seem immovable! An enjoyable read worth the time to visit again and again. To visit his blog, Himalman's Weblog, go here.
Added him to the The Social Poets Fav Bloggers blog roll list so you have a permanent link to find him. He is also linked on The Social Poets Fav Links under the Travel section.
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Social Issues and Politics
- The Nahmias Cipher Report
- Save The Children
- Amnesty International
- Doctors Without Borders
- U.S. Foreign Policy - think tank
- Liberal Values Blog
- Link TV - TV without borders
- Third World Traveler: Lies Teacher Told Me
- African Medical & Research Foundation
- The People's News - AlterNet - human rights, news, politics
- Indigenous News - under-reported world struggles
- Democracy Now! - keep up with what's really happening, sometimes under-reported
- Globalization and Womens Issues
- NEWS blog: On Deadline Today @ USA Today
- NEWS blog: The Big Picture @ Boston
- NEWS blog: Washington Wire @ Wall St. Journal
- Huffington Post (USA) - progressive politics heavy on opinion
- National Political NEWS blog: Top of the Ticket @ Lost Angeles Times
- Political Commentary blog: Room for Debate @ New York Times
- The Raw Story - geared to younger audience
- Book News and Information blog: Jacket Copy @ New York Times
- Health News Blog: Health Blog @ Wall St. Journal
- Poetic Cries of Interpersonal Expression - student trying to make a better world (India)
- Res ipsa loquitur (USA) - Social issues written in English
- The Onion (USA) - political humor
- Business News blog: Deal Book @ New York Times
- Tech News blog: Bits @ New York Times
- Celebrity News blog: The Dish Rag @ Los Angeles Times
- Danger Room Blog from Wired.com (USA) - military and defense issues
- Social Hallucinations blog (Denmark) - political and societal musings
- Think Progress (USA) - quick run-down of news stories minus the propaganda
Links to Libations Fridays! posts
- Snowing The Perfect Balance poem - Libations Friday 12 Feb 2010
- Three Endings and One Beginning Poem - Libations Friday 5 Feb 2010
- I Wait, poem for Haiti - Libations Friday 22 Jan 2010
- Swirling Thoughts Poem - Libations Friday! 15 Jan 2010
- Those Funny Memories poem - Libations Friday! 8 Jan 2010
- New Years Reflection: Wine Glass Abyss, Libations Friday! 1 Jan 2010
- Gifts From The Heart, A Christmas Poem - Libations Friday! 11 Dec 2009
- Life is About Everything - Libations Friday! 4 Dec 2009
- A Man in Love - Libations Friday! 27 Nov 2009
- Loving You - Libations Friday! 20 Nov 2009
- Reflections of That Moment - Libations Friday! 13 Nov 2009
- They Pull at Your Heartstrings - Libations Friday! 6 Nov 2009
- Angel Diaries: Samuel - Libations Friday! 30 Oct 2009
- Happy Birthday to The Social Poets Blog, Angels Bridge Poem for Libations Friday 23 Oct 2009
- Libations Friday! 16 October 2009 - How to have a lot of fun with a weird words list composing your own word story poem
- Libations Friday! 9 October 2009 - great photos, poem about the dilemma of whether we own our home or it owns us! :)
- Libations Friday! 2 October 2009 - the sometimes arduous process of gestating that write for a poet or a writer, fabulous art photos on the "eye" theme
- Libations Friday! 25 September 2009 - Poem about how Mother Nature - and we - are out of balance. So goes humanity, so goes the natural world...
- Libations Friday! 18 September 2009 - poets, writers, musicians worry too much about commercial success, try a different perspective about your art
- Libations Friday! 11 September 2009 - poem about how to handle personal loss
- Libations Friday! 4 September 2009 - how our soul journeys through life with us
- Libations Friday! 21 August 2009 - photo rich poem about how people are like trees, art photos are awesome!
- Libations Friday! 14 August 2009 - Writing exercise in the form of a Simile Smile: Poem about us and summer changing into another season. Coffee talk about how other cultures take their coffee, will surprise you!
- Libations Friday! 7 August 2009 - Great historical, sometimes hysterical, coffee trivia, funny video using rap words to sell a car, original poem about how our words create our life
- Libations Friday 31 July 2009 - Coffee Ice Cream Cooler recipe, funny birthday quotes, birthday poem for an abused person
- Libations Friday! 24 July 2009 - Coffee shake recipe with Louisiana coffee and original dream sequence poem
- Libations Friday! 17 July 2009 - Cold spiked coffee recipe, funny video about getting a coffee in a recession and a poem about winning against the current recession
- Libations Friday! 10 July 2009 - Video of how astronauts drink coffee from an open mug in space and a short essay about the CIA on why it is important to write in order to change the world as you know it, plus a couple of great quotes
- Libations Friday! 3 July 2009 - Poem about Michael Jackson, writing exercise of how to write poetry biography, Mexican coffee recipe
- Libations Friday! 26 June 2009 - Writing exercise of writing the ridiculous to blow off steam and tension of writing expectations, recipes for Cold Chai Cocktail, Cold Caffee Shakerato in a martini glass
- Libatons Friday! 19 June 2009 - Poem to mark significant world event, of New Millennium blessing,3 coffee art videos
- Libations Friday! 12 June 2009 - Playing with your words visually like little kids play with their food - write something fun and silly that can be interpreted on several levels, various expresso drink recipes
- Libations Friday! 5 June 2009 - Pear Ginger Coffee Cake and Low-fat Expresso Coffee Frozen Yogurt recipes, parable about relationships and humor found in a bitter romance with poison ivy
- Libations Friday! 29 May 2009 - Denny's Expresso Cocktail recipe, fantasy blue dragons poem
- Libations Friday! 22 May 2009 - Cocoa Caliente adult hot chocolate recipe, writing on deeper levels of understanding
- Libations Friday! 15 May 2009 - Two Coffee Martini recipes, how to write acrostic poems, examples, original funny one
- Libations Friday! 8 May 2009 - Peppermint Coffee Cream and Coffee Yogurt Drink recipes, funny poem about husband and wife relationship
- Libations Friday! 1 May 2009 - Creamy Irish Coffee and Coffee Punch recipes, original poem about honoring others as well as self, understanding and benefiting from different cultures
- Libations Friday! 24 April 2009 - Hungarian Caffe and chocolate covered coffee beans recipes, original poem about how friendships benefit our health as well as self-development
- Libations Friday! 17 April 2009 - Mochacinno Diablo coffee recipe, Haiku style poems and great quotes from, bio highlights of famous writer Robert Louis Stevenson
- Libations Friday! 10 April 2009 - Cappacino recipe, Ancient poems from North America: Incas, Aztecs and Mayans
- Libations Friday! 3 April 2009 - several videos demo Flaming Spanish coffee, original poem about how Peace is achieved in this world
- Libations Friday! 27 March 2009 - Coffee Prayer, coffe poem about the French Quarter of New Orleans, coffee cartoons, recipe for ice cream coffee
- Libations Friday! 20 March 2009 - Poem about the Art of Waiting, Hurricane Katrina, Mediterranean Hot Coffee Recipe
- Libations Friday! 13 March 2009 - Poem by social issues poet Langston Hughes "Let America Be America Again," recipe for Keoke Coffee
- Libations Friday! 6 March 2009 - Haiku style poem "On the Whim of a Grin," coffee recipe Dennys Version Arabian Style Hot Coffee
Cheeky Quote Day!
- Funny Mardi Gras Quotes, Who Dat Rocking Saints Songs - Cheeky Quote Day 10 Feb 2010
- 10 Top Quotes of 2009 - Cheeky Quote Day! 6 Jan 2010
- Funny New Years Quotes, Smarter New Years Resolution Tips - Cheeky Quote Day! 30 Dec 2009
- Cheeky Quote Day! 23 Dec 2009
- The Funny Side of Christmas - Cheeky Quote Day! 16 Dec 2009
Links to My Fellow Poets & Writers
- Denny Lyon (Louisiana, USA) @ The Social Poets
- Denny Lyon (Louisiana, USA) @ HubPages (USA)
- Chad A. Taylor (Washington, USA) @ HubPages (USA)
- Jim Spaulding @ In the Garden of the Sun (New Mexico, USA)
- Neva Flores @ Changeful Storm blog
- Kevin R. Carr (Minnesota, USA) @ Triond (Israel)
- Dottie1 (Massachusetts, USA) @ HubPages (USA)
- Goodselfme (Roberta - Oregon, USA) @ Triond (Israel)
- G-Ma Johnson (Washington state, USA) @ HubPages (USA)
- CJBeige (John - Michigan, USA) @ HubPages (USA)
- Robert W. Kimsey (Kentucky, USA) @ Writing on the Ridge (blogspot)
- Julie Ann Amos (UK) @ HubPages (USA)
- mhei (Phillippines) @ HubPages (USA)
- Peggy W (Texas, USA) @ HubPages (USA)
- Storytellersrus (Rocky Mountains, USA) @ HubPages (USA)
- Neil Sperling (Ontario, Canada) @ HubPages (USA)
- NYLady (New York City, USA) @ HubPages (USA)
- AEvans (USA) @ HubPages (USA)
- Bev Maher (UK - Scotland) @ WeLovePoems.net (UK)
- Stay at Home Dad (Georgia, USA) @ HubPages (USA)
- Benjamin Dean @ Social Poems - Political Poems
Dennys Most Popular Articles & Recipes on HubPages
Social Responsibility, Charity and You
- The Hunger Site - click daily for sponsors to provide donations toward food
- Not On Our Watch Project - focus global attention and resources towards putting an end to mass atrocities around the world, includes support of Hollywood celebrites
- Bloggers Give - bloggers and charity drives, incredibly active site!
- One Dollar Nation - non-profit group devoted to eliminating extreme poverty, advancing education
- Bloggers Unite - join other bloggers once a month on the same day writing about the same subject, help harness the power of the blogosphere to make the world a better place
- charity: water - One billion people on the planet don’t have access to clean drinking water, non-profit organization brings clean safe drinking water to developing nations. 100% of public donations directly fund water projects
- Stop Poverty Now - work to help local organizations reach some of the world's poorest women with small loans
- Thistle Farms - natural bath and body products made by women restoring their lives by learning new job skills
- The dZi Foundation - supports 22 health, education, community development programs in the Himalayan region
- Peace Angels Project - artist who creates sculptures from melted down weapons, even decommissioned nuclear missiles!
- Share Our Strength - national group working hard to make sure no child in America goes hungry
Art Links
Travel
- Notes From the World
- The Lonely Planet
- Himalman's Weblog - about mountain climbing, Mt. Everest, from a friendly smart Polish guy who writes well in English, teaches mountain climbing, definitely a metaphor for life!
- Europe A La Carte
- Taiwanese Secrets - travel site for ins and outs of traveling Taiwan, a favorite country of mine
- A Thousand Paths to Happiness - Zambia
Coffee Links
Regional and Cultural Magazines
Puzzles Links
Music Links
Informative Funny Interesting Lefty Liberal Links
- Anonymous Liberal
- Balloon Juice
- Blog of Rights - ACLU
- Crooks and Liars
- Daily Kos
- Digbys Blog
- Dissenting Justice
- Empire Burlesque - High Crimes and Low Comedy in the American Imperium
- Eschaton Blog
- Fire Dog Lake
- Hit and Run
- Media Bloodhound
- Memeorandum
- National Review
- NewsHoggers - daily political, foreign affairs, opinion news less traveled
- Obsidian Wings - moderate
- Outside the Beltway
- Raw Story
- Real Clear World
- Reciprocal Politics - from Canada
- Talk Left
- The Agonist
- The Daily Howler
- The Mahablog
- The Moderate Voice
- Tiny Revolution
Republican Propaganda Media
- The Mother Load of Bullshit - Republican National Committee
- Twitter Home of The Mother Load of Bullshit
- Liars News - Fox News
- More Liars News - News Max
- Voted Most Insane - Glenn Beck @ FoxNews
- Voted Most Wrong Skewed Thinking - Hannity @ FoxNews
- Voted Most Odious Liar and Arrogant Grabass - Bill O'Reilly @ FoxNews